But that doesn't stop me from admiring them. Also, I like taking things apart and then putting them back together again. So if you don't know how your car works, that's not terrible, but please don't pretend to me that you do. Because I know that guys who really really know their car will happily dig around in the engine block to show you some new thing they added on that no one else has. Some thing that turns their car's kitten-like purr into a tiger's growl. Or some kinda turbocharger that kicks their car into hyperdrive in less than 60 seconds.
I mean, I only want to see Death Race for the parts where they show them building the ultimate weapon car. Oh, and the explosions. (I'm not a normal girl, I know.) I saw the previews for Death Race, and was thinking, "I think I built that car when playing Car Wars." Don't worry if that sentence meant nothing to you. If it did, I just want to remind you that I'm single.
If I had a car in the real world, I would definitely want to muck around with it. I'm not sure if I would need a turbocharger for living in the city, but a weapon rack would be nice nobody saw that. I'd try to see if I could improve the gas mileage, of course. And anything that makes a car easier to handle for superior idiot-dodging while driving. I'd have to do some real research, and good thing I have the web to guide me around!
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