Money talk time now!
Woe, woe, money I have none
Because I am dumb.
So I took the Bills IQ test, and I got a D - which is actually higher than I should have gotten, but the test is skewed towards credit card debt (of which I have none, because no one is stupid enough to give me a credit card) and doesn't mention educational loan debt, of which I have lots because I'm a total failure at life - overeducated with crushed ambitions. I foolishly prefer being a nine-to-five drudge than being a crushed, soulless attorney.
Luckily, I have a loving, caring, and not completely financially irresponsible family that can help me out from time to time so I don't completely sink. I really need a rich husband though. Preferably one without a will of his own, and one who doesn't have obnoxious parents.
Sadly, their services of Debt consolidation won't help me unless they do educational loans as well, which it doesn't look like they do. I'm okay with the mortgage (usually) and I have no real credit card debt. The only Debt help I really need is more money every month. And the best Debt relief for me would be the overthrow of the government. On second thought, forget I said that. It would be nice to get some Credit counseling so I could get a real credit card like a normal person, but I can't be trusted with them. It's like red yarn, I go crazy. I can't deal with imaginary money.
I blame my dad. :D
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