Seriously, I hate it. I hate moving stuff around, and I HATE vacuuming. I hate the noise. I hate having to move wires around so they won't get sucked into the vacuum cleaner. I hate lugging the damn thing out of the closet so I can kill off the dust bunnies. And I hate cleaning under my bed.
However.... I have allergies, and long hair, and dust. So I HAVE to clean. But I hate it. I wish I could call a maid, but that takes money, and you have to clean before a maid shows up anyway. Most maid services don't move piles of things, so they just vacuum around it. I could have done that myself!
Oh, if only I could get genie service!
Or a new Dirt Devil Accucharge. That would work too! Light, good cleaning power (did I mention the hair? and the dust bunnies? I think they are forming an army or something), and a new very important feature in today's times - it is Energy Star certified. It would be nice to be able to just clean the bathroom without going through the whole ordeal of digging out the real vacuum cleaner. And I could use it to clean moving just one pile at a time. And I could do it without breaking my back or breaking the bank.
Usually, when I clean, I dump all my piles of clean and not sorted clothes on the bed, vacuum really quickly, and then just toss them back on the floor on the plan that eventually I will put all the laundry away. However, since I haven't worked out the contract with the fairies yet, that never happens and I'm left with clean piles on the floor. And that's just the bedroom! Don't get me started on the library - books everywhere, I can dust but I can't vacuum without a major hassle of moving things around - I need to buy bookshelves but I haven't yet. Being unemployed for a year right after buying a condo will do that.
So it's just me and the Dust Bunnies, hanging out, having a little war. Those wacky bunnies. Wait 'til I get a Dust Devil after you!
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