Why did my mail carrier refuse to pick up a Parcel Return Select package for three days? And when I finally scheduled a carrier pickup, the completely useless mail carrier didn't ring the bell or knock on the door as I requested, he just left a notice saying 'Package not found.' The manager at the post office insisted that my package had to be brought into the office to be mailed, but the USPS (Unitedinnotdoinganywork States Postal completelackofService) website says that I can hand over a PRS package to my mail carrier - if only my mail carrier would do his job so I could hand over the package. Now, after three days wasted, I STILL have to go to the post office to mail my package. I should have just sent it FedEx instead of wasting my time with the Post Office.
Update: I did send it FedEx. I couldn't take it anymore.
Their reply (in case you are wondering, it's also USELESS)
Dear UNHAPPY CUSTOMER THAT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT,
Thank you for contacting us about your Carrier Pickup request.
To report problems with Carrier Pickup, please contact your local Post Office™ directly. Based on your ZIP Code™ of 000000, the contact information for your Post Office is:
Idiot Central Post Office
Somewhere 2 Miles Away From Where You Live
Your City, Your State 000000
Monday - Friday 8:30 AM - 5:00 PM
Saturdays 7:00 AM - 3:00 PM
If I can be of assistance to you in the future, please don't hesitate to contact me. I'll even pretend to care this time. I still won't actually read your letter though. I'm just going to pick out some trigger words and act like I'm solving your problem. We really both know that your problem is expecting 'Service' when we're a giant monolithic monopoly that doesn't have 'customers' so much as 'victims.'
Thank you for choosing the United States Postal Service®. Sucker.
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