November 2007 Archives

Ok, I have a wild turkey, which with the help of my mother (<3 love love!) I have been preparing.

First off, naked turkeys are GROSS.

I had to wear gloves to do this.  GROSS.  I just couldn't take it.  Turkey organs are disgusting.  DISGUSTING.  And you have to stick seasonings inside it.  What an absolutely horrible experience.

However... it smells and feels (in a meaty, I want to eat you kind of way) WONDERFUL.

Why do they have a number that's "available" 24 hours a day if the PEOPLE you have to talk to are only there from 8-5 LOCAL time.  Guess I'll be calling the retards in billing from WORK.  Thanks a lot, AT&T.  My world, derailed.